Noooooo! How did this happen? The kids have such soft necks it wouldn't even be possible to break a fang nibbling at their necks (naaahhh, I'm just playing über-cool vampire goth, it was in fact the sticky brownie cupcake. How the hell can you break a fang with a sticky brownie cupcake? Perhaps that is a better protection against vampires than garlic?
Vampire: "- Look out! She's got a sticky brownie cupcake!" And vampire turns to dust with a moan...)
I haven't got a new appointment until Monday...oh maaan :(