Sunday, April 4, 2010

Jesus is a vampire

It's a slow Sunday.

Today Jesus got back to life - woooho, cool.
I guess he turned into a vampire then?
He died, there was people drinking blood involved, he got back to life and lives forever...? If that's not a vampire I don't know?!
Has anyone ever seen him smile on any paintings so we can see the fangs???



From this day and foward I now decide that Jesus are in fact a vampire. AND that's the reason why I consider myself a Christian!

10 comments:

  1. hahaha I didn't know pretty adora batbrat had a blog :) I'm following it

    I never thought of this vampire facts before hehe makes sense :P

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  2. well now I understand why you are a Chrisian.... what about God ... what do you think represents ?WHAT IS GOD DEAR ADORA ?

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  3. I never really thought of a vampire. I always went with the idea from Zombie Girl's lyrics "Jesus Was A Zombie." Vampire Jesus is definately a new idea for me to think about!

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  4. I always thought more zombie than vampire..

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  5. I have to be perfectaltly honest Adora I find this offensive, There was never anything in the bible about him being a vampire. So I must say, You do not consider yourself a christan because of what he did to us. But because you think he's a vampire. I'm sorry but I have to say I'm disgasted

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  6. Let's see mohammed with fangs. Post that. Come on.

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  7. wow...anonymous is a tad bit touchy. Here in London we can take a joke.

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  8. This is strange a few weeks ago I said the same about him, good to know that I'm not the only personen who have such strange thoughts.
    lots of love F.

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  9. is this really your thesis????

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