Sunday, April 4, 2010

Jesus is a vampire

It's a slow Sunday.

Today Jesus got back to life - woooho, cool.
I guess he turned into a vampire then?
He died, there was people drinking blood involved, he got back to life and lives forever...? If that's not a vampire I don't know?!
Has anyone ever seen him smile on any paintings so we can see the fangs???

From this day and foward I now decide that Jesus are in fact a vampire. AND that's the reason why I consider myself a Christian!