I was told to wear a Halloween outfit.
As we drove up to the house I saw a big witch mixing something deadly in her black kettle, a gigant black spider (1½ meters across) hanging from a big web, Death standing on the porch with red eyes staring at me, scary pumpkins everywhere and a thick fog covering the stairs up to the house..
I did as any girl in a horror movie would do put in a similar scene - I went out of the car and walked towards the house of course.
If this indeed was a movie, would that have helped?
Of course not!
And it didn't in real life either.
Door opened. Hello and welcome, hugs and lots of people in crazy outfits. Husband went in, I came in after.
followed by my -AAAAAIHHHH!!!