
Nooo! What's this brown shit at my scalp?
It needs to be killed with peroxides!
I found a bottle and started to kill the brown stuff with a brush.
For a moment I thought I was gonna loose the struggle, but my persistence payed off and eventually the brown gave up. It wasn't a pretty sight at first, mostly carrot and yellow, but I decided not to give up and at last the white won!
Once again another hair saved by the friendly chemicals we call bleach was rescued from a life of shame and ridicule.
I rewarded my winning with a large amount of conditioner with some Directions Flamingo pink mixed with a dash of violet added to my hair.
Thank you, it said.