I've eaten humans

Now you think I'm full of it - but I'm not!

I have eaten humans - several times.

Boiled, fried and smoked. My favorite is boiled.

My grandpa Harry was a hobby fisherman.
He told me several times about how in the old days when you wanted to get eal you threw a horse head in the water, next day you simply went there and picked up all the eals eating from the cadaver.

He told me the same thing occured once when he happened to find a dead fisherman in the sea - it was full of eals.
This made me like eating eals even more!
Since I've eaten a great deal of eals in my life I've been bound to have eaten one or two that feasted of a dead human.

I did tell this story to a friend that works as a cold-buffert manageress.
She didn't believe me.

Then she got quiet.

Then her face turned a bit green.
She looked at me and said:
-Uh, oh my God! Now as you say this I remember we had the biggest eals ever a couple of years ago, they were stupendous big and we all wondered why,...(her face turned even greener as she said) and it was right after the boat Estonia's accident!!! (where over 800 people drowned)
She looked as she was about to faint!

If you wanna eat humans I recommend boiled eal.
I have a great recipe somewhere...

Monday look - Soccer mum

Monday I went for a soccer mum look.
But instead of kicking balls I like to kick ass!

The top, shorts and socks are from H&M - they are having a sale! A total outfit under 100 SEK!
That's how I like it!

To complete the look I painted some nosebleed in my left nostril. People have been giving me strange looks all day!

My new goth corset

Making corsets for the Goth part of my fashion show.
This is a spider web corset with a vintage print of a Spanish picture of the letter A in the silent language.
A for Adora BatBrat of course!
It turned out cuter than I thought:)

Now I must force myself to leave school since I'm going to see the man choir singing for the spring and later watch a big fire - hopefully an old building lit by me ;)

Fire, fire, fire - aurrggghh!
Have a lovely evening all <3