when I opened up I found a package on the floor
The package made me drop my pants
faster then a rocket scientist could nail my aunts
My legs got squeezed real tight
and I'm ready for a party all night
12 of these will go the the webshop
but I want them for myself, I can feel a tear drop
It's the lovely stockings I have drooled over.
Right now I feel like Gollum and wanna hide them all in my grotto, and have them all, just for me..
Oh yeah, look how proper I was at todays lecture about social media.
I'm very fond of wearing big bows around my neck, almost as much as I love pearls, rhinestones and lace.