Your husband invited over some friends from work for a cup of tea.
Being a total joker you thought it might be funny to use this teapot.
Then you will just whip out your other teapot and kill yourself...
This one is made by Dennis Shields and can be bought for the "small" amount $2200 here.
(doubt it can be used though sínce it's merged into a plastic gun..)
Then I'm betting a teapot like this will show up after all the commotion..
I think this salt and pepper matches the crowd too!