Imagine this:
Your husband invited over some friends from work for a cup of tea.
Being a total joker you thought it might be funny to use this teapot.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8py05N0whRO_2WOZBQpKEf1YEZU7gJSZTkO53P1jTY_BX40ZbiUL1Tv9kwoGLLAA17EghKp_PX56hOHDAbdN2haupAsUojIuHPcQi1fE1Pe_KDIMfMWCupaCKFXWQej5dqGw8gTF9uNA/s400/4183HyEy08L.jpg)
Only one problem - your husbands co-workers are from a country known for terrorism.
Ehh...ups! Can I offer you some gingerbread cookies instead..heh..
Then you will just whip out your other teapot and kill yourself...
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHjcyvpBrWmKzrq0jULcyF9ss4YY7D1GpCe36u3Wsm039a6u9_cOpM6J98igZTU7AYXNt3OZoeTY2KV6h5-OuissjjH2a5m9qM3zKOVNPZ9VtU5Gqv9fROKKY4SscnDGXtXBCJNsBt5Pg/s400/teapot.bmp)
This one is made by Dennis Shields and can be bought for the "small" amount $2200 here.
(doubt it can be used though sínce it's merged into a plastic gun..)
Then I'm betting a teapot like this will show up after all the commotion..
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEWe6QcGlxG0nVBh_ySy62rN6fXZvAo8Ymo0wkrbD91yLe7AxP6HzqerXsnNQDCW6OFW98r0o2Yerct0KR4STJhwmACZlkeTpBAP-CQihIvZG9qlfuz4SUiOh4NI2yQUJLCh6KBJ92G9Q/s320/1262029581_funny-teapot-25.jpg)
I think this salt and pepper matches the crowd too!